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Asia Tech Sells Off On AI Jitters As Functionize Bags $41M, AI Tokens Slip 3.64%

Wall Street’s AI hangover is spreading. Asia tech stocks “slide tracking Wall St losses amid AI doubts, govt uncertainty,” while a firmer dollar into Fed minutes and Jackson Hole tightens the risk lens. Yet private markets are still funding the picks and shovels of automation, and even in crypto, the AI narrative refuses to die despite red screens.

The equity tape is finally calling bluff on AI invincibility. Asia tech stocks “slide tracking Wall St losses amid AI doubts, govt uncertainty,” a reminder that sentiment whiplash can travel faster than earnings revisions. The macro headwind is obvious, “Dollar Rises as Markets Eye FOMC Minutes and Jackson Hole,” and a stronger greenback rarely flatters long duration tech multiples. If you were looking for a single session verdict, today’s message is that the market is pushing back against AI as asset class and repricing execution risk.

But beneath the index level slump, the enterprise build out looks very real. Tredence’s “Agentic AI Playbook” is not another frothy manifesto; it’s an operating manual for companies that want autonomous systems to tackle measurable workflows. That shift, from demo ware to task ownership, is exactly the bridge public investors want to see before paying up again for model adjacent names. Meanwhile, nothing screams retail risk appetite like China’s brokerage darling Futu, which “posts 113% profit jump as assets under management surge.” If a 113% profit jump sounds incongruent with “AI doubts,” it is, and that’s the point, participation remains broad, even as narratives wobble.

Elsewhere, incumbents are digging in. FNArena says Car Group is “reinforcing its competitive moat,” a phrase that matters when AI lowers switching costs across categories. And if you needed a zeitgeist check, Techrights’ blunt headline, “Many Companies Are Run by Liars Who Ride Other People’s Money”, captures the governance skepticism now shadowing richly valued AI stories. In short, macro is challenging the AI trade, but the micro, the agentic build, the moats, the cash flow, continues to compound.

💸 Funding Watch

Public markets can sulk; private capital still has a job to do. AInvest tallies an “AI Startup Boom, $122 Billion Investment,” which “sparks wild growth and … cautionary tailwinds.” Today’s deal tape validates both halves of that sentence, capital is flowing, but it’s chasing endurance over flash.

Functionize secured a $41M Series B “to accelerate the future of autonomous quality assurance.” That’s not a hype cycle bet; it’s a cost of goods bet on test coverage, release velocity, and fewer production defects, the unsexy compounders that CFOs love in any macro. Healthcare infrastructure player Medallion “lands $43M to scale AI platform and launch” underlining that regulated workflows are now in bounds for AI, provided vendors meet compliance grade expectations. And in the real economy, Inc. notes “Another AI Startup Just Scored $30 Million, This Time in the World of CPG Manufacturing,” where margin pressure demands smarter planning, line monitoring, and demand sensing. When operations people sign the checks, you know the tech is doing more than demoing.

At the earlier stage, the spigot isn’t closed, just more selective. BetterPic raised $2.5 million in a seed round, while ChatBlu closed a $500K pre seed (also reported as “AI Startup ChatBlu Secures $500K in Pre Seed Funding to Automate”). The ellipses in both headlines are telling, founders are back to solving specific, high friction problems, not boiling oceans. Geography also still matters, Business Insider reports “Leaping AI Raised $4.7 Million in Silicon Valley, Struggled in Germany,” a caution that regulatory clarity and buyer readiness dictate velocity as much as technology.

The connective tissue across these raises is operational AI. Whether it’s Functionize’s autonomy in QA or Tredence’s “Agentic AI Playbook,” capital is concentrating in systems that own outcomes, not just summarize inputs. That’s the right kind of defensibility in a world where model access is commoditizing and customers want guaranteed lifts in throughput, quality, or both.

🪙 Crypto Moves

Risk is doing what risk does, CoinMarketCap flagged that “the AI crypto market experiences a 3.64% decline, yet AI agents are soaring.” The divergence captures crypto’s current schizophrenia. Tokens under the AI banner trade like high beta proxies to macro and headline flows; the “agents” discussion, tools that transact, allocate, or operate on chain, sits closer to product momentum than price action.

Lawyers, meanwhile, are paying attention. The National Law Review warns that “AI enhanced cryptocurrency creates new liability challenges.” If agents can initiate transfers or execute strategies semi autonomously, who’s on the hook when code meets counterparty? Expect that question to move from thought pieces to subpoenas the first time an agent exploits a protocol edge case or mishandles custody. That’s not bearish; it’s prerequisite. Institutional money won’t scale into agent driven rails without auditable controls, indemnities, and standardized incident response.

There’s also a telling datapoint about breadth versus depth. CoinMarketCap’s listing for “Bitcoin AI” shows “price BTC #4533.” Rank 4533 is a metaphor, there’s an increasingly long tail of AI labeled tokens, few with differentiated utility, many with thin liquidity. In an environment where the “Dollar Rises as Markets Eye FOMC Minutes and Jackson Hole,” the bid for that tail evaporates first. What remains durable are primitives that actually use AI to improve execution, market making, MEV mitigation, on chain analytics, or that let enterprises touch blockchain without touching keys.

Net net, today’s 3.64% drawdown isn’t the story. The story is whether “AI agents are soaring” can translate into primitives that clear the National Law Review’s liability bar and enterprise buyers’ diligence bar. If they do, crypto gets an organic demand engine. If they don’t, AI tokens stay tourists in a macro driven market.

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